Lust Objects (Or Why You Should Do Your Research Before BAMFing)

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Title: Lust Objects (Or Why You Should Do Your Research Before BAMFing)
Author: avendya
Word Count: 97 (sorry)
Characters/Work: Legolas and Mary Sues
Adult Content/Pairing: None.
Disclaimer: Not Tolkien (although I would like to have the amount of talent he had), not making any money off of this.

Author Notes: Translations for Elvish after the drabble.



"Where are we, Sue? More importantly, where is he?"
"We're in Mirkwood, he's in Mirkwood."
"Where is he then? Do you see a elf around here?"
"He's not just any elf, Mary, he's a HOT elf."
"Hey! Look! Over there! There's an elf! Let's ask him!"
"Mr. Elf, where could we find Legolas Greenleaf?"
"Le suilon. A le?"
"In English, elf-dude!"
"Pedil i lam edhellen?"
"LEG-O-LAS Greenleaf."
"Leggy, you mean."
"Legolas? Eneth nîn Legolas."
"We. Need. To. Find. Legolas."
"Yes, elf-dude. Legolas. Surely you’ve met him."
"Nin thelich?"
"Stupid elf."
"Let's go home."
"Yeah. No Legolas here."



"Le suilon. A le?" - Greetings. And you are?
"Pedil i lam edhellen?" - Do you speak Elvish?
"Legolas? Eneth nîn Legolas." - Legolas? My name is Legolas.
"Nin thelich?" - You mean me?