(non-challenge) further than all other eyes, more clearly than all other ears, by Himring

[hhimring]

Author: Himring
Source / Fandom: Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion
Rating: Teens
Warnings: a bit spicy and a bit cracky (not enough to rate as Mature, I think)
Characters: Galadriel, Celeborn (Galadriel / Celeborn)
Disclaimer: Characters and pairing by Tolkien, Himring added the spicy crack.

‘All right,’ said Galadriel, looking up at the stars. ‘Varda and Manwe, if you are doing that thing back there in Ilmarin, on your thrones, side-by-side, could you really, really not for a moment? I hate to be rude but I don’t like the idea of being seen or listened to right now. Not the first time, at least. The thought is extremely unrelaxing and you have to understand that I am more than a little nervous about this anyway…’
She lay down again beside Celeborn. ‘Not really sure whether that’s done it, but I had to try,’ she whispered.

A/N: The title is taken from the section on the Valar in The Silmarillion. (The drabble was written for a SWG prompt.)

Comments

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

hee!

[fredbassett]

Yep, all seeing gods are a bit of a pain when it comes to some quiet (or even noisy) nooky! This made me laugh.

[hhimring]

Thank you! I'm glad it gave you a bit of a laugh!