Much Study [B/Fa] PG

[aesc.livejournal.com]

Title: Much Study
By: HF
Work: Lord of the Rings/could be movie!verse
Pairing: B/Fa
Rating/Warnings: incest
Diclaimer: The genius belongs to Tolkien.

Notes: Written for faramir_boromir's "excesses" challenge. Alas, not all those who study (*coughlikeme*) have nice distractions.


MUCH STUDY

“You will go blind, if you keep on so,” he whispers, his hand taking the book from you and closing it, despite your protests.

You should be angry he has intruded on your solitude – your place, your quiet – but as few other things in this world can do, his lips on your skin chase away your thought.

“’The making of many books is great weariness, and there is no end of study.’” He quotes the proverb as his fingers trace the muscles of your back. “Let there be for once, Faramir.”

You nod, once only, and let it end.

Comments

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

That kind sweet brother, making sure Farya doesn't go blind...*giggle*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

*grin* We should all have Boromir making sure we don't blind ourselves with small print.

[kortirion.livejournal.com]

Oh to have a distraction like that from my books! *G*

Nice story. ;)

[aesc.livejournal.com]

I hear ya *grin* Believe me, I could have used the distraction today.

[the-reverand.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's a little naughty... I like it! ^ ^

[aesc.livejournal.com]

That's me... a little bit naughty, a little bit nice ;)

I gots your shirt on, btw *snuggles*

[the-reverand.livejournal.com]

I gots your shirt on, btw *snuggles*

Wee! ^ ^ You know, at some point, I'm going to have to make one for myself. oO

[shebit.livejournal.com]

Ok, was the dirtyness there or did I imagine it? See, when I read that first line it wasn't reading that I pictured making him go blind. It was... something... else. Something dirty.

I'm not really a fan of Boromir/Faramir - incest isn't my thang - but I was giggling too much over the implied onenism to mind. You were implying that, right?

*cough*Faramir enjoying porn*cough*

[aesc.livejournal.com]

*cackles weakly*

I did have the "masturbation as cause of blindness" line in mind when I wrote Boromir's remark, though Faramir is only just reading. But who knows what kind of racy stuff is buried in the Tower archives? And maybe it's a certain kind of mental... uh, stimulation *grin*

[shebit.livejournal.com]

My mind is now going mad imagining titles for Gondorian dirty mags. I blame you for this. It's bad enough that Frodo was clearly 'enjoying a good book' in his first scene in FotR, but now I have thoughts of Faramir...

How about 'Shield Maidens'? Although that could just as easily be a womens' mag. 'Playdunadan'? Nah, that's just silly.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

My mind is now going mad imagining titles for Gondorian dirty mags. I blame you for this.

*evil laughter can be heard*

'Playdunadan'? Nah, that's just silly.

Or for the Caligula-types... Playdwarf?

Hm. Trying to think of good Gondorian girly mags is difficult, as the problem with patriarchal societies is that most of the imagery tends to be phallic. "Ever seen the White Tower?" and all.

[shebit.livejournal.com]

"Ever seen the White Tower?" and all

*is glad not to be drinking at this moment, because liquids and keyboards do not mix*

I'm quite taken with Playdwarf, although Playelf is more my cup of tea - and Aragorn's.

So, all towers are phallic symbols? Gosh, what were the Numenoreans making up for? They certainly like their big... strong towers.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

*is glad not to be drinking at this moment, because liquids and keyboards do not mix*

*leers*

I'm quite taken with Playdwarf, although Playelf is more my cup of tea - and Aragorn's.

Heh. I think Elves wouldn't really go for the near-sleazy Maxim-type of publication... they would be into aesthetic porn, like the photography-book kind in Barnes & Noble, that're shrink-wrapped so Impressionable Young Minds can't get at them. *can't believe she's having a conversation about Elf!porn*

So, all towers are phallic symbols? Gosh, what were the Numenoreans making up for? They certainly like their big... strong towers.

Yeah, I mean, just look at Isengard. Someone's doing some serious compensating there.

[shebit.livejournal.com]

Gosh, are you suggesting that Elendil the Tall, mightiest of Men, might have had a tiny willy?

I'd like to take this opportunity to appologise. It's all your fault. Elf!porn indeed *g*

And yes, it would definitely be tasteful and 'artistic'. Lots of attractive stylised nudes. Elven nymphs draped wantonly but gracefully over tree stumps. Really thinking about this too much. And imagining Legolas' carreer before he joined the fellowship. He fell on hard times as a poor elven student and had to do a few spreads for Playelf. Mind in bad bad places. Good bad places.

Let's just nip this in the bud before it goes too far.

Oh dear Lord, my crazed brain is trying to convince me that 'stories for Playelf' would be a good drabble challenge. To quote Smeagol, I'm not listening.